Still thinking about:
• an ex?
• a situationship that never texted back?
• a former friend who “just disappeared”?
• that one person whose name alone raises your blood pressure?
Good news: for just $5, you can have their name written in a litter box…
so our cats can poop directly on it
This is your reminder that this is the ONLY time of year we fully endorse pettiness—with purpose. Every dollar goes straight to food, litter, vet care, and keeping our cats healthy, nourished, and emotionally prepared to ruin your ex’s legacy.
HOW TO PARTICIPATE (BEFORE 2/13):
Donate $5 per name
Pay via Venmo or our website
Put the name(s) in the notes
Multiple names welcome. $5 each. No limits. No judgment. Only support.
Think of it as:
• Closure
• Therapy (but cheaper)
• Turning emotional baggage into cat poop for charity
Don’t miss the deadline of 2/13. Let the cats handle it.
Click below to see all the events!
Our Calendar of Events makes it SUPER simple to click and add right to your personal calendar or device. Never miss a fun activity again!
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